Wedding Party
We really like these people
Lauren Lohff
Maid of Honor
Professionally known as "Piss Queen" because no one is better at making me laugh until I pees my pants
Stephanie Lohff
Matron of Honor
I once said to Stephanie "yea, just don't date my brother" and now here she is birthing my niece and nephew...
Emily Lohff
Bridesmaid
Certified Giggler (need I say more?)
Carolyn Floyd
Bridesmaid
Beware she can and will read you to filth with her tarot cards
Aaron Foster
Best Man
If anyone is surprised by this pick for "Best Man" why are they even at this wedding?
John Barron Davidson
Groomsman
Prefers to go by his full name (which is John-Baron) but is to shy to correct people who just want to call him "John"
Michael St. John
Groomsman
AKA "Sir Shrek." Would go to jail for Owen
Daniel James Fabiano
Groomsman
Had to hit 'em with the middle name because most of us know him as DJ
For all the days along the way