Joke's on him. After meeting in "gym" class at Furman University and reconnecting a year later through mutual friends at the infamous Manor, we started talking one night in February of 2016 and never stopped. Though Chelsey had to be physically pushed down the stairs of her apartment building by her best friend to go on their first date, things have since improved. Dave is pursuing his PhD in Molecular Biology at Pitt while Chelsey begins her career at a law firm's Pittsburgh office. Our relationship has survived the second half of college, studying for the LSAT, grad school interviews, Comps, Law Review Write-On, long distance, billable hour requirements, a very needy dog, and a global pandemic. There is a lot about our future we are excited for, but the end of long distance is on the top of the list (probably tied with the start of the Bills season for Dave). The thing we love most about each other is that we can be our authentic, sarcastic selves with one another, and with the clasp of our middle fingers (yes we do that instead of pinkies) we promised to keep it like that forever. We can't wait to spend the rest of our lives tormenting each other and celebrate that commitment with those we love.