Bride
Stay tuned for her vows to see whether or not she manages to avoid bringing up One Direction.
Groom
Little known fact: he thinks it's normal to just allow an engagement ring to free ball in his pocket because he hates the box it comes in.
Maid of Honor
Better be soooooo prepared to hear "Good thing you're not wearing a white dress so we can tell the difference between you and Taylor!" all day from people she's met once.
Best Man
Should really be legally required to have more photos with his brother if he's going to be the best man (in one person's opinion).
Bridesmaid
Really misses when Taylor used to tell Luke "we have to make decisions together before we ask your super talented sister for her opinions because otherwise I will let her opinions become my opinions" now that Taylor is firmly in the "Alllllllllison, please tell me what my opinion is" phase of wedding planning
Groomsman
After Luke brought Taylor to meet him for the first time his tl;dr to Ryan was: "That Taylor girl... she doesn't say much." Has regrets about the curse that put on the future Praeuner Siblings Group Chats. Probably.
Bridesmaid
Has many more recent photos with Taylor, but really what is the point of all of them when they were never gonna top a 3 year old holding an infant in a baby carrier, anyway.
Groomsman
Hopes to never sleep in a king sized bed with Taylor and Luke while on a trip in Alabama.
Bridesmaid
Loves when Taylor flirts with her during DND when both their partners are across the table. Or at least never tells her to stop.
Groomsman
Loves when Luke calls him "Dungeon Daddy" during DND when both their partners are across the table. Or at least never tells him to stop.
Ring Bearer
May close her eyes when walking down the aisle if too many of you are watching her, so for the sake of our rings please act accordingly.
Flower Girl
Is no longer an infant but definitely suffers from the youngest sibling trauma of not having nearly the number of photos with only Tati and Duke to choose from as her older sister did.... As fellow youngest siblings Tati and Duke recognize their failure.
Officiant
Is it a throuple? Is it a mom, dad, and their only child? No, it's just Sophie, Taylor, & Luke (they don't really understand it either, just roll with it).
Usher
Has better hair than the bride. She isn't bitter about it at all.
Honor Attendant
Taylor saw Khiah wearing a "Turnt Up" hat move-in week at Augie and knew she wanted to turn up with her for the rest of their lives.
Usher
Was the first (of many) to recommend Taylor & Luke get married in a drawing of a fake board game. In his defense, he was a small child. What do the rest of you have to say for yourselves?