Matron of Honor
The one who stole her siblings' melanin. Olivia's older sister and roommate of ~8 years. She is probably snuggling with her corgi and St. Bernard
Best Man
The one who's got it together. Contrary to popular belief, Christian is Payton's little brother, not his twin.
Maid of Honor
The one who will laugh at your jokes. Olivia's college roommate of 4 years, she's really been there for it all.
Honored Groomsman
The one who's quietly listening, plotting his next strategically timed joke. Olivia's older brother. They're only 14 months apart. He stole her room when she was 11, but that's ok because she stole his car 5 years later.
Bridesmaid
The one who something always happens to. Taylor is symbolically adopted sibling #2. She is a necessary component of every family vacation
Groomsman
The one who married my sister. Olivia's brother-in-law. He will more than likely mercilessly crush you at board games.
Bridesmaid
The one who has a dog Instagram.
Groomsman
The one who rocked the J-Biebs haircut for 12 years. The Castro's first symbolically adopted sibling.
Bridesmaid
The one who became a bestie during a 2019 D1 Halloween party.
Groomsman
The one who double dates with us at Olive Garden.
Bridesmaid
The one who will solve all the world's science problems (while somehow making you laugh).
Groomsman
The one who is way cooler than all of us.
Bridesmaid
The one who is down for any adventure.
Groomsman
The one who has attended the most concerts.
Bridesmaid
The one with the purest heart in all the land.
Groomsman
The one who made a Brad-sized hole in Payton's house junior year.
Bridesmaid
The one who always has the best advice.
Groomsman
The one who is probably at Leela's Wine Bar.
Bridesmaid
The one who will undoubtedly drop it low.
Groomsman
The one who's most likely to take the sporty getaway car for a joy ride.
Bridesmaid
The one who knows how to get the party started.
Groomsman
The one who also grew up in the land of corn.