Bride
They call me, “Hei,Hei” …get it…the chicken from Moana
Broom
Brides to girly.. Grooms to manly… Just call me, The Broom.
Matron of Honor
& our friend Steve.
Best Man
First kiss, now this.
Groomsman
Stabbing people with mulch, isn’t kind.
Groomsman
I’m at the beeeeeeeach
Groomsman
My humor will catch on eventually
Groomsman
Will reply in 3 to 6 business weeks
Groomsman
I wear underwear on my head
Groomswoman
No it doesn’t count, I didn’t wear a suit
Bridesmaid
I tried to break my ankle as a child
Bridesmaid
“Ranch water”
Bridesmaid
My legal name is Ronabie
Bridesmaid
Pool God
Bridesmaid
They call me grass because I eat it…or gray Kay whichever works.
Bridesmaid
My face says it all
Flower Girl
Forever, snots 🩵
Flower Girl
I love Moo’s
Ring Bearer
Comparable to Lighting McQueen
Usher
I’m a badass
Ring Bearer
I will tell you to go away