Bride
“I swear I’m 5’4.”
Groom
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Maid of Honor
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Best Man
“People describe me as unhinged.”
Bridesmaid
“Nuggets are better than strips.”
Groomsman
“”
Bridesmaid
“An Oreo is an important part of every meal.”
Bridesmaid
“What would Beyoncé do?”
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
“ .”
Bridesmaid
“.”
Bridesmaid
“Wanna arm wrestle?”
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
“If you’re reading this, please bring me a white claw.”
Groomsman
Flower Girl
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Ring Bearer
“Hold my root beer.”