Usher
Brother of the bride
Best Man
Brother of the groom
Bridesmaid
est. '09 Runs on iced coffee, lives for being in bed by 9, and wields her ultimate superpower: full-time mami, mamacita.
Groomsman
Brother of the groom
Bridesmaid
est. '09 Spicy margarita enthusiast, always down for anything, and the ultimate hype grrrl you want by your side on the dance floor.
Groomsman
est. '00 Coors Light in hand, walking out to The Boss by James Brown, and forever mastering the art of missing two-foot putts.
Bridesmaid
est. '00 Whiskey sour connoisseur (egg whites or bust), loud and unapologetically unfiltered, with a superhuman tolerance for THC and a special gift for chatting with squirrels.
Groomsman
est. '14 Coors latte in pitcher form is his bar order, rocking out to Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue, and always ready to hit you with a loud and aggressive “Bear Down.”
Bridesmaid
est. '09 Orders either a fancy cocktail with way too many bougie buzzwords or a tall boy PBR, lives that teacher-by-day, yes-woman-by-night life, and has a special talent for losing and finding her phone at least twice a day.
Groomsman
est. '00 Sipping on filtered water (no ice, obviously), vibing to The Way You Move by OutKast, and only able to pull off a flawless "backhand top cheese".
Bridesmaid
est. '00 Aperol anything in hand, effortlessly chill, and has a mysterious gift for convincing every DJ to play Stacey’s Mom.
Groomsman
est. '00 Tall Kona in hand, powered by Kanye West, and known for occasionally having a few too many… and, well, wetting the bed.
Bridesmaid
est. '13 Runs on extra hot coffee, radiates comfy and cozy energy, and can turn bad dancing into a full main character moment.
Groomsman
est. '00 Old Fashioned or a round of Fireball, soundtrack set to Vice City by Jay Rock, and will be found at family dinner.
Bridesmaid
est. '13 A crisp Miller Lite drinker, black-cat energy with a love for a good ABBA dance break, and somehow always manages to work her dogs, Taylor Swift, and the Chicago Bears into the same conversation.
Groomsman
Est. ‘02 Feels less judged when ordering a Manhattan, anthem set to Believe by Cher, and fully committed to cancelling plans in favor of golfing… or staying home.
Bridesmaid
est. '16 Orders a shot of Grey Goose with a root beer chaser, big helmet energy, and wears the “bandwagon fan” title like a badge of honor.
Groomsman
est. '05 Tequila everything, living life to Shots by Lil Jon, and has a magical knack for always finding a free ride.
Bridesmaid
est. '18 Sips on extra dirty martinis (and proudly takes credit for getting Olivia hooked), gives off “I was my dog for Halloween” energy, and disappears with the most graceful Irish goodbye you’ve ever seen.
Personal Attendant
est. '97 Sipping on a tall (and let’s be honest, probably bottled) glass of cab, serving RBF but secretly hilarious, and armed with the ultimate party trick: she can check your cervix.