Wedding Party
Stephanie Curiel-Chaidez
Maid of Honor
Angela met Stephanie the first day of freshman year in high school where they quickly bonded over their celebrity crushes and their dislike of english literature. Over the years they have changed their minds on what celebrity is cute and if english literature is completely boring but they have remained strong in their friendship. The maid of honor and bride enjoy compulsive shopping, photoshoots, and breaking their diets together.
Matt Crump
Usher
This is the nicely bearded white boy who will be spotted on the ground piss faced drunk on several occasions and at multiple locations. Give him a gentle petting for good luck.
Sonya Mishra
Bridesmaid
Scamming, traveling, and getting Hellen Keller. That's all you need to know about Sonya and Angela's friendship.
Robby Ascencio
Groomsman
If this mans start beatboxing over the Dj it is time to go mimis. He will also help with parking
Melissa Rojas
Bridesmaid
Melissa aka Meli is Angela's older sister. When Angela was a child she would steal Melissa's clothing and nail polish in her attempts to be like Meli. It is unknown how many items Angela "borrowed," from Meli but it is known that she still looks up to her and uses her nail polish WITH permission.
Jennifer Caruzo
Bridesmaid
Jennifer is the brides cousin and bonus sister. When these two were kids they would play and fight together all the time, although one of them pulled hair a little too much. *cough cough* Now as adults their sisterhood remains as strong through sharing tik tok videos and contemplating unorthodox money making schemes.
Gerardo Martinez or Casillas
Groomsman
This Papi Chulo will be helping with food and try to educate you on the Stock market.
Stephanie Juarez Laya
Bridesmaid
Mrs. Stephanie Juarez Laya aka Panda aka bada*s queen is Angela's favorite person of Illinois. These two got to know each other while dominating the sales floor at Yelp by day and chismeando over the phone by night. They share many things in common but most importantly their love for The Backstreet Boys, expect these two to bust a move to the early 2000's boy band at the wedding.
Joseph Nunez
Groomsman
This tall lanky piece of ass will help with any accommodations, please don't hesistate for he is very hospitable.
Isabella Caruzo
Bridesmaid
Isabella is the brides younger sister and the teen queen in the family. By the wedding she’ll be able to drive so she can be your dd.
Courtney Eastman
Bridesmaid
Courtney is the brides amazing sister in law. She’s smart, funny, has the best quinoa recipes and knows kickboxing. If anyone steps out of line at the wedding she will make sure to use some of those kickboxing moves.
Rosario Jacobo
Bridesmaid
Rosario aka Charo is the brides sister and known in the family as the comedian. She can make just about anyone laugh with her jokes or impressions. Catch her at the wedding either chatting it up or starting the party on the dance floor.
Stephen Congress
Groomsman
Add a little THpiccee. This Flashy gentleman will help with any complaints or concerns you may have, if any he will show you out.
Edwin Ly
Groomsman
Please do not be upset if Edwin is winning at every wedding game there is. He is asian, it is in his blood.
Frankie Archuleta
Flower Girl
Please feel free to donate a blanket, he is Anemic and he'll let you know.