FAQs

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1. Do not ask me to bring a plus one

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The invite says YOUR name only. This isn't a +1 free-for-all. Stick to the script.

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2. If I haven't seen you in years

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Family or not, if we're strangers at this point, don't hold your breath for an invite. Bye.

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3. Do not wear white

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Unless you got the confidence to handle me giving you the side-eye all night. JK I'll sic Macie on you.

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4. Stay off the mic

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You're not the DJ, you're not Beyonce, and you're definitely not on the schedule. SIT DOWN.

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5. No personal announcements

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Engagement, pregnancy, or big news can wait. The only spotlight tonight belongs me. Period!

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6. No family drama

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I don't care if its your sister's baby daddy popping off or Uncle Tyrone's side piece showing out. TAKE IT TO THE GROUP CHAT.

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7. Be polite to the staff

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Servers didn't sign up for your attitude. Be rude, and I'll have Macie serve YOU a one-way ticket home.

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8. If you were not invited don't ask why

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The guest list is my business, not yours. End of story. BYE.