Once upon a time (after one too many “I give up” swipes), we met on a dating app. Did we admit that right away? Absolutely not. For a solid year, we told people we met in increasingly dramatic ways — including but not limited to: A tax seminar A Catholic singles event A standoff at Buc-ee’s But the truth? Our first date was in Roswell at Luckie’s, where we shared a meal, played bingo, and got thoroughly humiliated by a local senior citizen who apparently moonlights as a Monday night bingo assassin. Maria’s first thought: “Wow… that head of hair.” Current reality: he’s balding. Still kept him. Because loyalty. Life together is what happens when two ADHD humans fall in love and try to raise a toddler, a dog, and their collective executive functioning. Some days we’re thriving. Other days, we forget what day it is and argue about who left the milk out (spoiler: it was both of us). We love each other fiercely. We laugh constantly. We misplace things daily. And we cannot wait to celebrate this beautiful disaster with you. Come for the vows. Stay for the chaos. (And seriously… don’t skip the food.)