Bride
“Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.” -Kevin Malone
Groom
“Get married and buy a house they said, I think they meant to say get married OR buy a house.”
Mother of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Grandfather of the Bride
Father of the Groom
Maid of Honor
"Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it, you can never get it back”
Best Man
“You guys are here for a wedding? I thought we were just tanning on the beach”
Bridesmaid
"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." -Dwight Schrute (The Office)
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
“The best view comes after the hardest climb."-Anonymous
Groomsman
"When two people kiss they create a long tube butthole to butthole"
Bridesmaid
"It's going to be legen-wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is— dary! Legendary!" -Barney Stinson
Groomsman
“I came from far far away for this?”
Bridesmaid
"You are worthy, you are beautiful, you are enough.”
Groomsman
“I sometimes poop in my pants for fun”
Bridesmaid
"The more you are like yourself, the less you are like anyone else which makes you unique. The problem with most people is that they spend their lives trying to emulate others and so we have lots of copies but few originals."
Groomsman
Honorary Groomsman