Cell reception in the woods is a bit spotty. Verizon gets the best reception. But if you don't have Verizon, there's wifi near the event office that can be used to make calls or book a ride.
We'd say Desi attire is optional, but really it's not, or is it? or is it not?
We getting married, duh. Okay, not funny? First one hour be ceremony, then cake (!), then some dinner, then partayy!