Maid of Honor
has accompanied me on too many road trips to count. will 10/10 tell you if your outfit is ugly. used to listen to me complain about boys. as loyal as they come!!!
Best Dude
- his 2 cents is worth 37 dollars in change - invents all of his dance moves on the spot - can grow an award winning mustache overnight
Maid of Honor
sometimes it's annoying how talented/creative/funny she is but then i remember she's my sister so maybe it'll rub off on me. always makes sure we have the latest and greatest trader joe’s snacks!!
Groomsman
- has 2 masters degrees - actually gave his father "the talk" - ghost writer for NBC's hit comedy "The Office"
Bridesmaid
a free bird who invests so well into friendship. attended surf camp 2020 with me!!! shaka
Groomsman
- has never had a cold - books often recommend him - can do more pull-ups than you
Bridesmaid
will go on 5 mile walks just to pass the time and is always down for a late night burrito run. thank God. (also, all the dogs come to her yard)
Groomsman
- a local at any spot he surfs - speaks German in English - a KGB double agent
Bridesmaid
a collector of beautiful things. dedicated through the good/bad/ugly. a literal flying squirrel (mostly in the ocean)
Groomsman
- has more froth than a cappuccino - could sell sawdust to a lumber mill - once seen getting barreled riding a dolphin at backdoor
Bridesmaid
has seen me at my best (romping through europe) and my worst (in braces). always down for a coffee date!!
Groomsman
- wrote the original love-song - keeps Americana music Punk - "Coby Lee Brooks" is his first name
Bridesmaid
a kind, gentle, feeler (who might cry more than me). we have collectively kept goodonya afloat purely by latte purchases.
Groomsman
- he is Santa's secret santa - shares the same birthday as Jesus - both sides of his pillow are always cool
Bridesmaid
once downloaded bumble to help us make friends in a foreign country. supports her people well!! you can count on her to bring the drink cozies to the party.
Groomsman
- taught Chuck Norris martial arts - his high school sought accreditation from him - formed his own A cappella group and he is the only member
Bridesmaid
my personal historian, she often reminds me of my "taylor swift" days and all the annoying things i said and did in high school. keeping me honest since ‘07.
Groomsman
- Superman wears pajamas with Dante's logo on it - bear hugs are what he gives bears - in a past life, he was himself