Matron of Honor
Saw me at my worst, it's about time she saw me at my best..
Best Man
Grooms brother - obligatory best man to avoid family drama
Bridesmaid
I'll need to double check my closet before she leaves Nashville. Anyone who has a sister, IYKYK.
Groomsman
Brides brother - have to do it..
Bridesmaid
Invited for her dance moves... Someone needs to get the people dancing!
Groomsman
EMT, someone needs to make sure the groom gets out alive
Bridesmaid
Got me into this mess, making her sit through our wedding!
Groomsman
Real Estate Agent - Hoping to sell our home commission free down the road
Bridesmaid
Hoping this trip convinces her to move to Nashville!!
Groomsman
Lives in really nice house in Puerto Rico... free place to stay?
Bridesmaid
Ever see that movie Bridesmaids? She will be the one to leave with 9 puppies
Groomsman
I need numbers...
Bridesmaid
Health Counselor, someone needs to help keep the bride sane during the wedding events
Groomsman
Family owns jewelry stores ... you know why he's here
Bridesmaid
Wedding Planner ... Someone needs to help me for free
Groomsman
I was in his....
Bridesmaid
My bridesmaid dress was slightly off color for her wedding.. lets hope she doesn't believe in payback..
Groomsman
Never on time, we told him the wedding is at 4 o’clock
Bridesmaid
Bestie since Pre-K, no clue how she's put up with me for this long
Groomsman
Works for the city of Nashville, I’ve got outstanding parking tickets..
Bridesmaid
Is a dermatologist, hoping for free Botox!
Groomsman
Backup photographer incase ours canceled .. (do you know how expensive they are?!)
Bridesmaid
Invited so someone else gets asked "What do your tattoos mean" or "Did those hurt"..
Groomsman
Tax Partner ... dont piss off your tax guy
Bridesmaid
Invited specifically because I know she will take shots with me
Groomsman
I wanted someone to stand next to Chris, thought it would be funny..
Officiant & Groomsman
Given a large role to compensate for his small stature
Groomsman
Ex Military, he’s my body guard for the evening