Maid of Honor
Rachel is the favorite sister of the bride. She is a senior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison where she is dedicated to ignoring texts from the bride and pushing “continue watching” on Netflix. Rachel is a nature enthusiast, animal lover, and an avid Mason Crosby fan. You may recognize her from the papers because she was a 2009 Ozaukee Idol Finalist.
Best Man
Sam is a self-proclaimed bourbon connoisseur, food enthusiast, and beard grower by weekday and a distinguished pastor by Sunday. He was a fellow late-night philosopher and fast-food craver, dormitory roommate, and best mate of the groom at Concordia University Wisconsin. It is difficult to determine if Sam has a bigger heart or personality. Try not to fall in love with this guy at first laugh.
Bridesmaid
Ashley is a sister to the groom, a mother’s favorite, and a middle child success story. She is a banker for The Bank of the West near Milwaukee. More importantly, she is the official dog sitter and favorite human of the bride and groom’s pup, Koda. You can always count on Ashley to keep you company with a bottle of wine or cocktail close by. She is selfless in every sense of the word and if you ever need anything, she will order it for you on Amazon Prime.
Groomsman
Joe is a best mate of the groom since kindergarten, although there were certainly some spotty times amidst grade school dodgeball and recess football games. He is a man of many million-dollar ideas and he can sell the hell out of every single one of them. If the groom’s mother ever wanted to trade in her son, it would have been for this smooth talker. Let that be a warning to anyone.
Bridesmaid
Angie is the oldest sister and personality-doppelgänger to the groom. She lives in the middle of nowhere among the Amish but is still able to effortlessly recite quotations from movies on command. Angie helps run Pigeon River Brewery in Marion, Wisconsin, yet she also finds time to work at two other family-owned businesses. She has recently married into a beautiful family to match her beautiful character.
Groomsman
Joe is a best mate of the groom since high school. Joe is such a fine friend, he was even Emily’s prom date in high school when Nick was unarguably too cool to attend… He is a country-renowned Rugby national champion and staunch supporter of domestic beers. When he isn’t watching Animal Planet with his two puppy sons, Joe travels the land in search of electrical box complications.
Bridesmaid
Chelsea is a high school best friend of both the bride and groom and will quite possibly become your best friend too after just one conversation. She is never shy to third wheel on any date involving food or Culver’s custard. She is a welcome sight, as her wardrobe of blue always complements the bride’s wardrobe of gray. It is only a matter of time before she runs away to Mexico and lives happily ever after with a bottomless margarita at her side.
Groomsman
Eric is a best mate of the groom since middle school, when he and the groom ruled the world of AIM chatrooms together. He was the guy who would round up the boys for hours upon hours of everything from pick-up basketball and soccer games to videogame tournaments and poker games. Every step of the way, the groom’s life is always more fun with him around. Nowadays, Eric is instrumental in the production of Porta-Potties, but you won’t ever find him talking shit.