Best Man
Big Cat, The Doctor, The Man, the Myth, the Legend. He wants everyone to know the wedding is his coin. (He also is our matchmaker, we wouldnt be here without him)
Best Man
Our wonderful Son. Ruggedly handsome (Like his Father). Baseball legend & Smarty pants. Wordle Master. Like's a good joke ....................................like your face!
Maid of Honor
The Cheese to my Burger. My Ride or Die. The person I'd hide a body for. She's amazing but she refuses to buy my 1800 count bed sheets. They did not fall off the back of a truck LISA!!!
Groomsman
Groom's Brother. Used to beat the Groom's ass. Plant lover. Super DAD! Likes to threaten people with spoons.
Groomsman
Groom's Cousin. Also, used to get his ass beat by Brad. Male Nurse. Like's to break into houses and make people breakfast. Bride's mother still wants his stuffing recipe.
Groomsman
Groom's Nephew. A Ghost. Traveling around with the Bride and Groom in his youth. Hard worker. Shoe Lover. Solar BEAST!
Groomsman
Old Man Greg. Has a special wherever he goes but never pays. Strong as a Bull. Loves Groom like a son.
Bridesmaid
Originally Groom's Sister but currently Bride's bestie. Former Roomate. World Traveler. Luno's Mama. Awed by her work ethic and willingness to listen to bride's bitching.
Bridesmaid
Love's dirty ribs on Earth Eight. Doggo Mom to Piper and Odee. Hate's Ketchup. Lives in a Junkyard up Schitt's Creek. Tell's the Maid of Honor she is a bad friend and wants everyone to "Stay Blessed."
Bridesmaid
She's always sorry. Plant lover. The "Cool Mom". Probably has road snacks. Like's to hang out in front of dealerships and wave her arms around. Don't let her near a child's cozy coupe car she will try to shapeshift to fit in it.
Bridesmaid
Originally, Bride and Groom's back-crack's hook-up. Super MOM. She didn't know I had a brother. Hilarious and always down for a good time. Like's a good puzzle. Need's a place to store 700 Little Caesars pizza kits.
Bridesmaid
Bride's Movie Buddy and Critic. Ruby's best friend's Mom. Previous TGIFridays employee and future YouTube channel creator for Brides couponing channel. #Dead
Flower Girl
Niece of the Groom. Future President of the United States. Bestselling Author. Very Kind. Loves animals. Would destroy you in a dance competition.
Flower Girl
Niece of the Bride. Artist of EPIC proportions. Dressing up like a princess. Loves Jewerly. Like's Mac & Cheese!
Flower Girl
Daughter of the Bride and Groom. Our Stinkerbutt, Angel, Ruby Tudes, Toodles. Has Dad wrapped around her finger and loves her Mama. Likes to scare people (Watch Out!)
Ring Bearer
Nephew of the Groom. The A-Train. Can name any make and model of a vehicle. He's got jokes. Love's his mama and is the sweetest kid.
Ring Bearer
Nephew of the Bride. Smart as a whip (probably will be an engineer, like his DAD). Loves Soccer & Baseball. Pizza and Brownies (nuff said).