And If I Have More Questions?

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When should I RSVP by?

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Rule #14: ASAP! But definitely by 12/1, otherwise we won't have a seat for you. This is our drop-dead date from the hotel. For reals tho, ASAP. Anna says “if there is anything serious here, it’s this date. No exceptions.”

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Are kids allowed?

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Rule #63: Uncle Nicky loves the kids! But official wedding events are No Kids. Feel free to bring them for the weekend, but have plans pre-arranged for them during the wedding events.

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What about family?

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Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #32: Don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely sure that they have a pulse.

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Are you registered? Where?

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Rule #42: Kinda. Check out the Registry Tab on the website. Nick says “But seriously, you're making an international trip for the wedding, and that is gift enough.” Anna says “Yes. Money. Cash. Plata. Slightly more than your budget allows. Please & Thank You” But no crystal stemware that we’ll probably never use; no massage oils & a book on tantra - already got one from a wacky aunt.

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Is it true that Nick is his mother’s favorite child?

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Rule #5: Definitely.

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Is Puerta Vallarta safe?

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Rule #79: Yes. But don't be an idiot (which is a violation of Rule #57) and leave your wallet or purse on the table when you go to the bathroom.

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Is Anna lucky to be with Nick?

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Rule #82: Very.

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From whom can't I walk away from?

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Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.

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Is there a dress code?

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Rule #7: Blend in by standing out. Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man. Yes. Worst dressed has to carry Nick alone while we dance the Horah. Tequila Shot for any Raider, Laker or Dodger Attire. For the Welcome Reception on Friday, we’ll be Casual Dressy. For the Wedding, we’ll be in standard-ish wedding attire. You can wear whatever you’d like tho.

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What is the official ending of the wedding?

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Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

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What time should I arrive at the ceremony?

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Rule #17: Anna will be walking down that aisle at 445pm. Arrive accordingly.

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What is True Love?

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Rule #9: True love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another.

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What do we like?

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Rule #A1: we like breakbeats and beating on the walls in the bathrooms. B-boys B-boys foreva

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I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?

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Rule #86: Anna ensured there was a buffet, partially for this reason. You should be fine. But if you see some crab cakes, grab some cause I love them.

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What does Maryland do?

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Rule #33: Crab cakes & football

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Can I bring a date?

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Rule #99: Nah.

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Can I use Marriott Points to book my room? What if I want to upgrade my room? What if I'm having trouble with booking my room?

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Rule #55: Using Points when there's a discounted rate isn't a very good idea; you should compare the Room Rate with the value of the Points Rule #65: If you want a bigger room, bigger bed, different view, etc., call the Hotel & reference our Room Bloc; you might not get the same rate, but should still get a discount. Rule #93: If you're having any issues with the hotel, like it won't let you book an extra day, call the Hotel & reference our Room Bloc; they should be able to help.

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When should I arrive in Puerto Vallarta?

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Rule #11: We'll be there all week. Our Welcome Reception is Friday Night and the Ceremony is Sunday.

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What about COVID? And travel plans?

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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. We hope, sincerely think, that with vaccinations & other protocols currently in place we’ll be well in the clear by the time of the wedding. We suggest that if you’re planning on coming, you make all your reservations ASAP, but definitely check for your various cancelation policies - we did

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Do we expect you to dance?

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Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention to yourself in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. So, yes.

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Anything else I should know?

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Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind.