Wedding Party
Erin
Bride
The reason you’re all here, Star of the show, center of attention or whatever
Niamh
Groom
The reason you’re all here, the star of the show #2
Miranda
Bridesmaid
Miranda is Erin’s youngest sister. She’s a level 101 Mandarin speaker, studying it harder than anyone else we know. Her and her boyfriend Max love to play video games and learn new recipes together. If you ask Miranda how to successfully befriend a spider she couldn’t tell you because she killed them all.
Mercedes
Bridesmaid
Mercedes is Erin’s younger sister. She and her wife Michaela are stationed where Shrek lived in the swamp. Mercedes is an EMT, and in her free time she loves to read giant books. One time she fist fought a dingo and a kangaroo simultaneously. Ask her about it when you see her.
Julia
Bridesmaid
Julia is Erin’s cousin and original gangster of the cousin collective. She and her husband Sinclaire live in Colorado Springs, they love baseball and their cats Gigi and Lilly. Julia keeps it real and drops some sick bars on the karaoke mic. Currently she’s accepting Cash App and Venmo for singing lessons.
Brinn
Bridesmaid
Brinn is Niamh’s sister-in-law. She and Aidan live in Oklahoma City with their weiner dog Millie. In her free time Brinn is a dancer and dance teacher. Brinn is passionate about the art of crumping, she will slip into a tutu when frightened. Please take care not to startle her, she only has so many tutus.
Hannah
Bridesmaid
Hannah is Erin’s first sister. Hannah and her husband live in Colorado Springs with their 2 cats Arthur and Bean. In their free time Hannah is a movie critic and coffee connoisseur. She is also a 10th degree black belt in pop culture knowledge. Do not cross her.
Aidan
Best Man
Aidan is Niamh’s brother and a lover of jorts. He and Brinn live is Oklahoma City with their dog Millie ( featured ) Aidan loves to build legos, and work on cars. He fights fish and fears vegetables. Little know fact, he has a secret handshake with every salmon he’s ever encountered.
Kaylinn
Groomswoman
Kaylinn is Niamh’s long time homie. She’s been in the gangster industry for about 32 years. Kaylinn is captain of the outdoors and loves to bring her pal Jackson (Left) on all her adventures. Kaylinn’s dad originally invented the pop tart, thus she is the princess of the pop tart dynasty.
Jerikah
Groomswoman
Jerikah is Niamh’s cousin and gangster cousin collective member 2. Jerikah lives in Wyoming with her weiner dawg Stetson. She loves to travel and is currently working on other ways to be more cool than she was the day before. Jerikah’s dreams of one day starting the world’s first beaver hair toothbrush company, Bucky’s brushes.
Flor
Groomswoman
Flor is Niamh’s friend that he won in the divorce settlement. She’s lives in Boulder with her boyfriend Jay and her bilingual dog Astro. Flor loves a good K drama, and has met 2 Popes in her lifetime. Wait until you hear the advise she gave Pope Leo (hint: it is fashion related)
Ursen
Groomsman
Ursen is Niamh’s buddy ol pal and previous partner in crime. He lives in Colorado Springs, loves to look medieval and fight fires with his fists. In his spare time, he loves to align his spiritual priapismatic chakra and collect aura points with a butterfly net.
Jordan
Best Woman
Jordan is Niamh’s bestie since the dawn of time. Shortly after birth they became best friends and have stayed besties for the resties. Jordan lives in Wyoming with her daughter Brylee. In her spare time she collects the toes of those who have wronged her. Watch your step.