A long time ago in an Ocean State Job Lot far far away. James and Tonia had sold their souls to the evil dark lord known as Corporatta. They slaved all day in the aisles, away from their families, while learning how to use their knives and guns to take money from the locals. But one day James and Tonia looked into each other's eyes and saw a light in the darkness. And even though a love affair could cost them access to food, and housing, and healthcare, they decided to gamble it all on love, hiding their love from their overlords known as middle management. Eventually the overlords would send James to an island far away, where rules would not prohibit him from following his heart, and the two were free to live a life worth celebrating.