Best Man
Superpower: Life of the Party Superlative: Most Likely to Bring an Unsuspecting Wedding Guest Onto the Dance Floor; Most Likely to Win the Dance Contest that Follows
Maid of Honor
Superpower: Scream-Singing Taylor Swift Superlative: Most Likely to Trip at Some Point During the Wedding Day; Most Likely to Collect Gossip from Distant Relatives She Doesn't Know
Best Man
Superpower: King of the 'Stache Superlative: Most Likely to Grow a Voluminous Mustache by the Wedding Day and Recruit Fellow Groomsmen to Do the Same
Maid of Honor
Superpower: Impersonations and Accents Superlative: Most Likely To Have a Fully-Stocked Emergency Room in Her Purse; Most Likely to Start a Conversation in One Accent and End in Another
Best Man
Superpower: His Telling of Tall Tales...He Was Just Minding His Own Business... Superlative: Most Likely to Go Fishing In the River During the Wedding
Maid of Honor
Superpower: Small But Mighty Superlative: Most Likely to Abuse Her Wedding Day Walkie-Talkie Privileges
Groomsman
Superpower: GameSense and Pliability Superlative: Most Likely to Show You a Niche YouTube Video You'll Laugh About for the Rest of the Night; Most Likely to be the Enforcer of the Groomsmen
Bridesmaid
Superpower: A Cat-Eye that Could Kill Superlative: Most Likely Enforcer of Said Bridesmaid Abusing Walkie-Talkie Privileges; Most Likely Wedding Party Hype Man
Groomsman
Superpower: Spongebob References Superlative: Most Likely to Start a Game of Spikeball on the Estate Lawn; Most Likely to Bring a Liter of Wawa Chocolate Milk to the Cocktail Hour
Bridesmaid
Superpower: Knowing Random Facts About Things People Have Never Heard Of Superlative: Most Likely to Hug the Most People at the Wedding
Groomsman
Superpower: Most Put Together Man We Know, Will Live to be 150 Superlative: Most Likely to Start a Workout Class at the Reception; Most Likely to Introduce You to a Niche Supplement to Elevate Your Gains for Aforementioned Workout Class
Bridesmaid
Superpower: Most Put Together Woman We Know Superlative: Most Likely to Bring Her Own Container of Parmesan Cheese to the Wedding
Groomsman
Superpower: His Trademarked 'Bend it Like Brendan' Dance Move Superlative: Most Likely to Show Up to the Wedding in a Costume; Most Likely to Teach You Something About Something You Didn't Know
Bridesmaid
Superpower: Can Fall Asleep Standing Up Superlative: Most Likely to Have a Ghost Appear Near Her in Wedding Pictures Even Though She Left Her Ouija Board at Home
Groomsman
Superpower: Tough as a Brick Superlative: Most Likely to Keep Nicholas and Mustache Man Under Control