Wedding Party
Michael and Kyla
The Happy Couple
Bret
Officiant
After meeting Mike in high school and bonding through indoor soccer and golfing, Brett is loved though not enough to be in the party but definitely enough to be given the responsibility of wedding Mike and Kyla.
Emma
Maid of Honor
Be on the watch at the wedding that Kyla and Emma don't occupy the same table for 2.5 hours while talking over food and catching up on everything that is going on in their life or reminiscing over 10+ years of friendship.
Heather
Groomswoman
When Michael and Heather are not at each other's throats, there's almost nothing that they wouldn't do for each other. They are the definition of siblings through and through: loving one minute, threatening lives the next.
Erinn
Matron of Honor
If you feel a touch of magic in the air, that is just Kyla and Erinn cooking up who only knows what. Make sure these potatoes don't get too hyper-focused on their latest hyper-fixation or else the dance floor may become the crafting floor.
Brad
Groomsman
There isn't a way to properly describe the relationship that B-Rad and Mike have other than a continuous growing concern from Kyla that if Sonny doesn't some how swift Michael away, Brad will for sure be the one to do it. From hours on the phone, long walks (along the convention floor), and shooting winks at each other from across the room, these two have evolved their friendship from friends to partners..I mean business partners through Dallas Geek and Mike wouldn't have it any other way.
P.T.
Bridesman
Brother and sisters are either at each other's throats or thick as thieves. I think 2 broken noses, a knot the size of a golf club on a head, and a matching passion for table top RPG's will let you know where this broseph and yoseph stand.
Richard
Groomsman
The Turk to Michael's JD. These two are proof that the same soul can occupy two bodies and that hetero-life-partners are in fact forever. Note: Michael, Chase, and Richard are a package deal, there is a reason why Kyla refers to Richard as "Mike's Chocolate Bear"
John
Bridesman
Who knew Vegan T-Shirts, Hiram McDaniels political council, and golfing could bring two people together to form an amazing friendship? John and Kyla know.
Chase
Groomsman
Late night Halo, kidnappings going awry, or Chase unsuccessfully waging war with Michael for ownership of his (Chases's) soul, their's is a friendship that makes anyone sit and wonder "How did they make it this far?" Note: Michael, Richard, and Chase are a package deal however, don't ever label Chase as the third wheel.
Nikki
Bridesmaid
No one, not even pro athletes, can match the level of competitiveness these two display when a board game comes out. It may be illegal to allow these two to be on the same team. Movie marathons in PJ's though? That can tame the beast. (And sopapilla cheesecake if you have any)
Zimm
Groomsman
When these two bag of bones aren't purposefully getting under the other skins, they both share a passion for the silver screen, basketball, and wrestling. Though Zim's bones have a bit more wear and tear, there are few whose opinion Mike respects more.
Jordy
Bridesmaid
Death and Temperance make a rowdy pair. You may find these two black sheep some where between the amethyst and incense aisle or perhaps Taking Back Sundays while watching anime. Either way, you'll find yourself in the midst of a black parade littered with sacred jewel shards.
David
Groomsman
A Star Wars Historian (for he was there when it was written), former boss, and all around bad role model. These attributes came together to form a friend for Michael that not only has lasted distance and years, but also comes equipped with early morning soccer phone calls ranting over Man U.
Sonny
Bridesman
You may be Thunderstruck when you see this unlikely duo cracking jokes and both competing for "Rook's" affection. Though this co-founder of pelicans only dot com's Karaoke performance of Tenacious D may one day be thing that wins out Mike's attention.
Ross
Groomsman
Having known each other since middle school, high school is where their friendship became something both knew would be around forever. The best way to summarize this friendship is eating mac & cheese while watching world cup matches at 3 AM (not a typo, yes AM), an NCAA football dynasty that real colleges would be jealous of, and a text thread that contains general life check ins, sports memes, and wellness checks after each loss of their respective loved sports teams.
Andy
Bridesman
EXPLOSIONS? That is what you can expect when Kyla and Andy are with each other. Pandora (or DFW for that matter) do not stand a chance when they hang out. Though neither does food. Perhaps good food can tame these two. Andy may have called this wedding back in 2018 (before Mike and Kyla even started dating) with the statement "Now if that's what you want for a bachelorette, how would Mike, being the bride in this situation, feel about that?" and I (Kyla) respect him for that.
Michael David
Groomsman
Like Brett, Michael and Michael met in high school and bonded over sports, playing indoor soccer, golf, and their shared love of Michael's brother Warren. Though loved, not enough to wed Mike and Kyla, but definitely enough to be involved on the big day.
Sandy
Bridesmaid
As a co-founder of pelicans only dot com, I bet you can imagine what Sandy is like. Now partner Sandy with Kyla and you get two women who don't back down from a challenge...even if that challenge is simply who can run across the yard the fastest or finish a drink the quickest.
Mando
Groomsman
Having met while working for the City of Carrollton, these two found friendship through a love of wrestling, sports, and off roading on the city's dime. These two can also be found on weekend mornings checking and comparing blood pressure over Manchester United games.