Ahoy, mateys! Gather close and lend an ear, fer here be the tale of Red Sonja and Nauti Nate, two sea-dogs what found love upon the briny deep. Twas a fateful night, under a blood-red moon, when their ships crossed paths whilst chasin’ the same treasure. Sonja, the fiery lass with locks like molten gold, bested Nate in a duel o’ wit and blade. Yet, instead o’ claimin’ her prize, she spared the lad—and he, smitten by her boldness, vowed to join her crew. Together, they’ve plundered the seas, shared countless sunsets, and now, they’re settin’ sail on their greatest adventure yet: matelotage! So raise yer tankard and take a gander at our registry, fer every doubloon ye give helps keep this pirate love story afloat! Arrr!