Maid of Honor
Myranda is the Maid of Honor and best friend—the one who knows all of the secrets and showed up anyway.
Best Man
He’s here for a good time not a long time.
Bridesmaid
Bonus sister who somehow agreed to be a bridesmaid.
Groomsman
Here to keep things logical while the rest of us spiral.
Bridesmaid
Blood-related and contractually obligated to stand next to me.
Groomsman
Helps us follow the rules… mostly.
Bridesmaid
She is proof that Le Moyne College gave me something at least.
Groomsman
Bringing the jokes, questionable dance moves, and unmatched enthusiasm. Supervision recommended.