Bride
Bart Harley Jarvis
Groom
Not the blues brothers
Maid of Honor
It actually goes both ways
Best Man
Are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?
Maid of Honor
Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s
Groomsman
He’s no Roy Donk, but he’s a regular guest on the Colgate comedy hour
Bridesmaid
50 black slick back hair wigs
Groomsman
Bozo did the dub, not a guy
Bridesman
You flinched! Now you have to marry your mother in law
Groomsman
The cops said it’s fine
Bridesman
Pull your hair up, but not out
Groomsman
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