Maid of Honor
Mel, also known as “DJ MELLY G”. The funniest person there ever was. The curator of the best playlists. The reader of 40 books in a year (maybe more??). I made Mel pinky promise me in our last weeks of college at WMU that she couldn’t leave me after college…and now she’s still by my side. 🩷
Best Man
The master planner. The foodie. The king of travel (even if it’s just to meat factories in Iowa). Dog owner (didn’t think I’d ever write that?). Jake’s best friend and confidant. The best big brother to roam the Earth!
Officiant
The king of dad jokes. Holds the record of seeing the most Rolling Stones live shows. History guru. Writes a mean speech and gives a killer toast. One of a kind and Father of the Groom!
Mother of the Bride
The hostess with the mostest. The queen of Jello-Shots. Never misses an opportunity to hit the dance floor of a live music show (wonder where I get that from?) Malbec/Cabernet Franc connoisseur. Watches the most Hallmark movies out of all American viewers. Always my craft and workout buddy!
Mother of the Groom
Euchre queen. Better chef than Gordon Ramsey (patiently waiting for strawberry season to get my hands on that strawberry pie) The party starter. Raspberry White Claw connoisseur. Guilty for yelling “Bitchezzzz!”. Keeps up with the York high school volleyball team to make sure Jake still holds the record-if that isn’t the definition of supportive I don’t know what is!
Father of the Bride
King of the Pine River. Keeper of the garden. Chocolate connoisseur. Reader of conspiracies (or are they?) Car addict (but they are pretty badass) and always my dance partner to Van Morrison. Mike Dagher - Father of the Bride!