Wedding Party
Gerard Teamer
Groom
HIM
Nallelie Zea
Bride
HIM but female
Cammeron Teamer
Best Man
Gerard’s less attractive, less funny, and less cool little brother
Kevin Coyle
Best Man
Gerard’s longest and annoying friend
Kyle Hicks
Groomsman
Gerard’s number one (soon to be number two) travel partner
Chris Gammill
Groomsman
The only person to be on crutches more than Gerard
Austin Clouse
Groomsman
The future baby sitter of Gerard and Nallelie’s children
Brian Davis
Groomsman
Gerard’s mandatory light skin groomsman
Michael Robeel
Groomsman
Gerard’s legal and licensed drug dealer
Connor Hickie
Groomsman
Gerard’s favorite nerd
D’onte Claypool
Groomsman
The only reason Gerard passed the 7th grade and didn’t get suspended
Gianna Pardee
Maid of Honor
Nallelie's best friend from New Jersey... who may or may not be in the Italian mob. Capiche.
Denisse Roman Zea
Bridesmaid
If Pocahontas was Puerto Rican.
Sherelyn Zea
Bridesmaid
Nallelie's big sister best known as Dr. Zea.
Dionne Sardon
Bridesmaid
Tampa's spiciest Cuban.
Anna Duclos
Bridesmaid
Inseparable since undergrad. Bourik tomazo!
Ashley Velez Hernandez
Bridesmaid
Honorable mention. Ashley will be unable to attend due to her recent deployment to South Korea.