Mutually Weird Forever
Characters
Elizabeth Kingsley
Best Sister
Spasmodic dwarf, sister to Cady, mother of... a lot of freaking kids... who couldn't possibly be on time for anything! •Special Ability: Super-Wine-Sip! Gives her the ability to rabid spawn more "ammo" aka children. •Weapon: Literally hurtling her kids and pets at you! Don't worry, she has plenty! •Weakness: Easily distracted.... VERY easily. Look, a squirrel! Aaaand... she's gone.
Ken Sanvictores
Top Henchman
Chaotic half-breed hobbit from from the Orient who refuses to admit he's past his prime. •Special Ability: The Godzilla Ground-smash •Weapon: Calves of Immense Strength •Weakness: High Shelves, especially ones containing food
Megan Friend
Mer-maid of Honor
Excitable mermaid rogue who dwells in The Ruined Sea of Lompocia who is really (I mean REALLY) afraid of spiders. •Special Ability: The Sea Doo Slam! She will literally beat you with your own jet ski. •Weapon: Hammer Head Pool Noodle •Weakness: Duh, spiders!
Romeo Villalobos
Emergency Barber
Commonly inebriated lazy Ogre who was condemned to wallow in the remains of the ruined civilization of Nipomo. •Special Ability: "G.A.E." Genetically Armored Elbows •Weapon: The Shop Dog, summoning his two elongated hell hounds to sever your Achilles Tendon •Weakness: Nutella-induced Food Coma
Lillyn Andersen
Deceased Foliage Distributor
Spawn of Megan Friend, dauntless halfling mermaid who unwittingly misuses words all the bloody time. •Special Ability: Superhuman Elasticity •Weapon: Noxious Gas. Unlike Carbon Monoxide, you can DEFINITELY smell this gas! •Weakness: Scary Things, like bugs and the uncertainty of our future.
Matthew Cobb
Lord of the Rings
Churlish halfling from the northern wastelands of Santa Maria who absolutely hates being made to wait. •Special Ability: The Shrill Ear-shattering Shriek •Weapon: An Official Friday the 13th Commemorative Machete & a Legend of Zelda Cosplay Shield •Weakness: Lactose