Finally!
Wedding Party
Nick
Officiant
Kyle’s cousin From Chicago, currently residing in Portland, OR! If you see him at the wedding, topics of conversation include: The Teamsters, The Simpsons, and beating a Chicago Blackhawk at bubble hockey
Dylan
Pup of Honor
Topics of conversation include: treats, snoozin’, mozzarella cheese
Kellie
Maid of Honor
Andrea’s college roommate From Pittsburgh, currently residing in Maryland Topics of conversation include: Friday Night Lights, E.T. the ExtraTerrestrial, and educating America's youths about integrals and derivatives
Ryan
Best Man
Kyle’s brother Currently finishing up law school in St. Louis Topics of conversation include: craft beer, torts, being the former owner of a battle axe
Mallory
Bridesmaid
Andrea’s friend since preschool Topics of conversation include: Josie and the Pussycats (the prestigious 2001 film), Ariana Grande, vegan cupcakes
Tim
Groomsman
Kyle’s friend since elementary school, fellow Penn Stater Topics of conversation include: Penn State Football, Philadelphia Eagles, and being anti-Bruce Springsteen
Bridget
Bridesmaid
Fellow Penn State Club Sport Athlete Topics of conversation include: very large dogs (English mastiffs/Great Danes), Spotify’s ‘Rap Caviar’ playlist, and meeting Guy Fieri
Greg
Groomsman
Kyle's friend from high school, fellow Penn Stater Topics of conversation include: The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Penn State Football, Blue Wave
Simone
Bridesmaid
Andrea’s study abroad roommate and then DC roommate Topics of conversation include: Battlestar Galactica, her dog Hammy, her middle school Lost blog
Phil
Groomsman
Friend of Kyle, soon to be husband of Simone, father of Hammy Topics of conversation include: his dog Hammy, his unfortunate Cowboys fandom, the romper he wore on a pirate ship booze cruise
Maryellen
Bridesmaid
Met in high school, member of the Boss Babies Topics of conversation include: pineapple on pizza (she is pro), her cat Cheddar, any and all reality TV
Rey
Groomsman
Fellow Penn Stater Currently finishing up law school in Puerto Rico Topics of conversation include: FC Barcelona, all things wine distribution, always being quick with a gif
Kit
Bridesmaid
Met in high school, member of the Boss Babies Topics of conversation include: her baking side hustle (you've all seen the cookies!), The Real Housewives, her Hershey Park tattoo
Brandon
Groomsman
Kyle's friend since Kindergarten Topics of conversation include: his pups, Lord of the Rings, and the Philadelphia Flyers
Em
Bridesmaid
Met in high school, member of the Boss Babies Topics of conversation include: Bravo!, wawa chicken finger sandwiches, her sense of direction
Brian
Groomsman
Kyle's friend since Kindergarten Topics of conversation: his band Whiskey Drippin', the classic film Homeward Bound, Hank Hill