Bridesmaid
The brides #1 concert girl. Master of checking for the 3 B’s: Boogies, BO and bad breath. Don’t let her height confuse you, she is NOT an arm rest. Kayla is the worst example of “don’t talk to strangers” because you never know - that random girl at a Kip Moore meet & greet just might become your soul sister.
Bridesmaid
The wild AND safe one of the group. As the bride's first major heartbreak, Ashley moved to Florida before the two of them could really do damage. Ashley is spontaneous, insane and home all wrapped into one person. She has the best taste in music and could still destroy anyone at making the perfect AIM profile. Don’t ask her about fish hooks though, she will just tell you to shut up!
Bridesmaid
Aka RED. Christina is the bride's oldest and dearest friend. Growing up next door, she was there for everything. From barbies to boys, juice boxes to jungle juice, Eminem to ever after. Christina is the best person to laugh with, and the first person to have your back in a fight. Just watch out for her left hook!
Bridesmaid
The rockstar of the family and Grandma Hurley’s favorite, Jenna is the bride’s 2nd favorite cousin. No matter where she lives, her soul is always shining. Jenna is always ready for karaoke, even if no one is watching...or listening. Watch for her on The Voice or America’s Got Talent because she does a mean rendition of “Fat Bottom Girls” by Queen.
Maid of Honor
Courtney Virginia: the funniest and the most fearless of them all. She is always up for a party, or ready to ditch a party and watch movies instead if needed. She is always there as a shoulder to cry on, or to get you Zorbas when you’re sad, just watch her grubby little fingers. Life is better when Courtney is around.
Matron of Honor
The bride's ride or die, numero uno, best friend. Co-founder of the Meghan and Mandy show, part one and two (the lost files). Survivor of flying porcelain eagles and the sudden creek flood back in the summer of ‘07. Amanda has been by the bride's side since they were 13, and together they have made it through everything life has thrown their way.
Best Man
Chris and Pat met on March 4th, 1992 and their mother has been accidentally calling them by each other’s names ever since. Being Pat’s older (and only) sibling, Chris endured roughly 14 years of “human shadow.” Regardless of what Chris and his friends were doing, Pat had to be there driving them crazy. Pat blames his snoring on their skateboard incident at the Battle of Fractured Nose circa 1998. Meghan will be Chris’ only sister, and fortunately he lucked out by avoiding the “growing up and sharing a bathroom with a girl” phase.
Best Man
Pat met Nick in sixth grade through a mutual appreciation for the rapper Nelly. The ensuing 15 years have been filled with countless football and lacrosse practices/games, all-you-can-eat Chinese buffets, and a concerning amount of Coors Light. Nick currently holds the American record for furthest distance traveled into outer space by a pair of glasses he punched off of someone’s face outside of Bombers Burrito Bar. During the wedding you can find Nick impersonating Ray Lewis’ entrance dance, most likely during the ceremony.
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride, founder of mayonnaise subs, above average beer league softball player. Tommy is also the best DJ this side of the Erie Canal. This will be Tommy’s first time standing up in a wedding, and his first time having a brother. The bride hopes to still be his favorite sibling by the end of the festivities.
Groomsman
No he isn’t security, he’s actually in the wedding. Pat and Tyler started as work friends, but their friendship quickly blossomed into “What the actual hell is wrong with you two?” Their friendship has been forged in sushi, memes, cringe-worthy dancing, and a language derived almost entirely from inside jokes. Tyler thrives predominantly on two hours of sleep, an abundance of caffeine, and his natural zest for life (and Twisted Tea). If at any point during the wedding another vehicle is blocking yours and you need to leave, find Tyler because he can deadlift over 700 pounds and it is an absolute sight to see.
Groomsman
Mike is one of Pat’s oldest friends, coming into the picture around second grade. Teammates in almost every sport as well as being neighbors, these two were inseparable growing up. Even in the wake of their critically acclaimed docuseries “A Day in the Life of Sweet” gaining rapid popularity, these two remained level-headed and humble, still finding time almost every day after school to misdirect lacrosse balls into their neighbors' homes. At the wedding Mike will play the air bass with the utmost enthusiasm. Embrace it, nothing you say or do will deter him.
Groomsman
Pat and Jason met the day prior to Jason and Amanda’s wedding three-and-a-half years ago. Pat is excited to have Jason stand up with him at his wedding to bring everything full circle. Though these two compete every day to be the bigger goofball in their respective relationships, they put their competitive nature aside when they all get together and join forces to make Meghan and Amanda question their sanity. When Jason isn’t out pursuing a PGA Tour bid, you can find him being a certified cool dad to his daughter (and flower girl) Cami, or taking people’s entire lives playing Fortnite.
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Officiant