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Parker Lee

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Savannah Moreland

September 26, 2026

Rockmart, GA
102 days102 d21 hours21 h38 minutes38 min27 seconds27 s

Bathrooms are the way to a woman’s heart

2020

Vannah was just doing her civic duty… of finding the cleanest bathrooms. As a police officer, she had discovered that fire stations were basically gold mines for bathroom breaks. Enter Parker at Station 30: feet up on a chair, scrolling on his phone, diligently “working” (aka taxing the taxpayers). Vannah, being someone who never forgets a face, asked if they knew each other. Parker… had no memory of her whatsoever. After a few rounds of questions and confused squinting, they uncovered the shocking truth: they had gone to Kennesaw Mountain High School together… all four years… and even graduated the same year. Somehow, Parker had survived four years of high school without remembering Vannah — a miracle in its own right. But thankfully, the universe had a sense of humor, and now, years later, he couldn’t forget her even if he tried.