The Wedding Party
Ellie
Maid of Honor
Monni's best friend is creative, witty, and positively magical. Who would Monni be without the influence of Ellie? She came into Monni's life at the perfect time to help her accept weirdness and be herself.
Jon
Best Man
Best man for a reason - Jon has always been there through Jake's toughest times. There's truly no one who listens to someone's problems and pains quite like Jon does. He's also Jake's #1 Rocket League partner and Sunderland senpai. Ha'way the lads!
Shane
Bridesman
Monni's first friend who let her sneak into his room to watch TV after bedtime. Shane always tries to find multiplayer games to play with his sister, but she frustratingly prefers to watch single player games so she can spectate and talk shit about the bad guys.
Andrew
Groomsman
The man responsible for Jake and Monni meeting at all. Best friends since high school, Andrew pressured Jake to make the big move to Texas. If not for him, there's no way Jake would be as happy as he is today. Thanks for peer pressuring me, idiot.
Damian
Bridesman
Monni's other big brother who was *maybe* a bad influence, but was always a safe person to break the rules with. He's been a part of the Roesner family for almost 20 years.
James
Groomsman
Jake's first friend. For 25 years, these two have remained as close as brothers. James has always had Jake's back, and he undoubtably always will. Let's go golfing?
Jocelyn
Bridesmaid
If Damian is Monni's big brother, Jocelyn is an adopted big sister in her own right (and not just because she married Damian!). She's an artiste extraordinaire and goofy goober.
Lior
Groomsman
Jake's main Texas man. Jake struggled to find words for Lior that didn't have to do with drinking, World of Warcraft, or work. Regardless, whether it's disc golfing, board games, or visiting breweries - Lior always brings the party. The only time they wrestled, Jake won.
Kelcye
Bridesmaid
How lucky can you be to find an amazing friend your first week in college? Kelcye is the life of the party and is also a much tidier roommate than Monni is. We've supported each other through 10 years of change!
Daniel
Groomsman
Jake's times with Daniel are some of the best in his life. What started as simply being wrestling partners in high school developed into a friendship that called for getting donuts at 2am on a school night. Just stand up!
Kalie
Bridesmaid
Kalie is our favorite almost-neighbor and demolitionist. She moved to Texas so that Monni could drag her into her life and become best friends.
Vincent
Groomsman
There's a lot Jake could say about Vinny, but he won't. Instead, he'll say that Vinny has always been someone that he could count on. He sometimes feels like the loving father of the friend group, through his selfless attitude and terrible jokes. Gold, always believe in your soul.
Huey
Best Boy
Our sweet golden boy - he's a baby kisser, ball chaser, and big dummy. If you know Jake and Monni, you know how much they love this boy.
Aaron
Groomsman
The original sweet golden boy - he's a baby kisser, ball chaser, and big dummy. Aaron and Jake would often stay up playing FIFA until early mornings on weekends (weekdays were reserved for playing dumb phone games in Mr. Yabuki's class). "He's just, like, genuinely good."
AJ
Officiant
This man deserves to be at the top of this list as he truly played a central part in who Jake is today. It would be impossible to find a more supportive brother. We trust him to be our officiant because - as resident dungeon master - he's used to telling fantastical stories and exaggerated tales to make others look good. We love you brother.