What should I wear? Whatever the hell you want. It’s at a sports bar. What are YOU wearing? We’ll be dressed up because it’s our wedding. But it will be unconventional. What do you mean “stop by for a few or stay all night”? Think of it like a happy hour. Come for as long as you want. Are you an in-bed-by-9 person? That’s fine—leave at 8. Are you a party animal? That’s fine too. We’ll be there all night. Or at least Monique will.
YES. Sheesh. We’re old and tired. Ain’t nobody got time for theatrics.