THE LINEUP

SUNSET CRUISE: ELBOWS UP

4:45 pm - 8:00 pm

Picture this.. The wedding festival of the century is about to kick off. You've pushed yourself mentally and physically to ensure that your A game is dialed in and on grand display. No stone has been left unturned, no rep left unfinished.

Your finest jokes & dance moves while once awkward have blossomed into viral sensations on the cusp of breaking the internet. You’ve arrived, ready to take Santa Barbara by storm. Breathing in that crisp, coastal air, life is good. Perhaps you've already treated yourself to a cocktail, maybe two. You're feeling fresh. That ocean dip looks nice on you. Your face is glowing, smile radiating. Oh, and your outfit? Your outfit says "Put me on the cover." Confidence bubbling, you ask yourself one last time, am I ready? Of course you are, you disco dancing champion. This is your moment. Soon you will be surrounded by a mob of other A-players prepared to make history. The finest representatives from the great states of Texas, California, Michigan, Colorado, Minneapolis, Arizona, Illinois, Massachusetts, Nebraska, Nevada & Florida will unite, ready to drop bows! Your sensei training is complete, it’s GAME TIME. Meet us at the Harbor - CRUISE BOARDS AT 4:45PM AND LEAVES PROMPTLY AT 5:00PM.

THE MAIN EVENT: WEDDING & AFTERPARTY

Fri, Aug 27, 2021, 2:00 pm - Sat, Aug 28, 2021, 2:00 am

It’s happening.. You made it. You look fantastic. So, lean back, let loose. Rest assured this is a safe zone as we’ve not sanctioned any formal video recording. See someone? Say hello. Like the food? Have some more. Want to try all the drinks? Go for it. Want to put on your dirty vans because your dance moves require it? Be our guest.

Wow what will I do with all this freedom? IMAGINE the possibilities. Your taste buds are likely tingling with anticipation, but that’s ok. Let it fuel your fire. This is the first and last event of its kind. There will be no do-over. So, leave it all on the field and strive for greatness. ~ Logistics to ensure optimal experience and performance ~ BE READY FOR THE SHUTTLE AT 2:00PM. THE SHUTTLE WILL DEPART THE KIMPTON GOODLAND PROMPTLY at 2:15PM, bringing you to an epic surprise location for the wedding. From there, the shuttle will be on call to bring you everywhere you need to go. There will be opportunities to head back to the Goodland or march forward to the afterparty. Wear something that brings you joy! There are absolutely zero restrictions or guidelines, though we suggest you dress comfortably for a late summer afternoon in The Barbs.

MYSTERY HEADLINER

Sat, Aug 28, 2021, 6:00 pm - Sun, Aug 29, 2021, 1:30 am

You may be wobbling, possibly on the ropes, but surely that won’t stop you. After a day of recovering by the Kimpton Goodland pool, meet us at SOhO Restaurant & Music Club. DOORS OPEN @ 6pm. Come and enjoy delicious dinner and drinks with the whole gang. Mystery Headliner around 9pm. Your ex's brother's cousin's daughter's friend once thought they overheard the headliner while aboard a train in Italy. After being bombarded with requests from the press, this individual had to change cell phone numbers. There’s a reddit thread, titled "please tell me", which has amassed 1 exabyte of location and headliner guesses. Here’s your hint: they're all guesses.

BEACH KICKBALL SENDOFF: FOR THE BRAVE

1:00 pm - 4:00 pm

For those still standing, we will put a cherry on top of the weekend with some good old fashioned kickball. Look, I’m going to be honest here, this isn’t your ordinary kickball. If you're the type that doesn’t break the Monopoly board when things don’t go your way, this isn’t for you. You’ve got to be willing to risk it all. You think grandma is safe? Think again. Pro tip: Strike First. Strike hard. No Mercy. Look, regardless of what happens, we’re proud of you. You’ve come a long way this weekend. You may have scraped your knees, and you probably didn’t need that last cocktail at 1:57 am, but you know what, who cares? My doggy surely doesn’t. So, keep your chin up kid. You’ve made it to the finish line. It’s time to leverage the lessons you’ve learned, the alliances you’ve fostered, and carry forward with your plans of world domination. All of Team Campos will be watching.. make us proud.