FAQs

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I was invited to this wedding. Should I come?

Answer

Yes, you should! It'll be great.

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I've never been to Texas. Do I have to buy cowboy boots and tell people that I grew up on a ranch?

Answer

Not at all! Texas is a normal place. Just pretend you are going to a normal place and you'll be fine.

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I got this invitation in the mail, but I don't know who these people are. What should I do?

Answer

If you ever wanted to crash a wedding, this might be your chance. However, you probably got invited by accident and we apologize.

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I'm single and very much looking. Will Monica promise to throw the bouquet to me?

Answer

Come talk to us after the ceremony. It depends on how good your wedding gift is.

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Will there be a Grateful Dead cover band at the reception?

Answer

Unfortunately, Monica would not allow this but we are still debating music for the welcome party…

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Are you getting married just for tax purposes or do you really love each other?

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Sure, it'll be nice to enjoy the tax benefits of marriage, but we totally love each other! That's kinda the whole point of this weekend.