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“Goodbye To The Boyz - Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man God Touky” By : Zaddy God Touky On February 6th, 2022, my father god sent me down to the mortal realm of “don’t go there it’s nasty”, also known as Milwaukee, to save a female from the hood. He told me, “every female you save from Milwaukee is a female safe from the hood.” I obliged of course because I’m just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, not just anyone can patrol deez hoodlum streets of Milwaukee. On that night, there were storms raging wildly; people driving with their high beams on almost as bright as my father gods light, road bumps plotted down in the middle of nowhere for no reason, people drinking Pepsi’s arch nemesis in the bathroom, and drunk bards, lots of them. My minions had stated that night that if an ambush placed upon me was going to happen, they shalt sang “Appleton” 3 times and we would leave before the dark arts of Milwaukee tries to consume me. I do remember hearing many Appleton, Appleton, Appleton that night, but the dark forces that lurk inside of the Hmong Tinduh house of Milwaukee had consumed my minions weak minds. They were unstable and drunk. One of my minions named Johnson, a secret agent I had placed into Milwaukee told me and pointed at a woman who had been consumed by the dark arts and is one of the many that needs to be saved from Milwaukee. I told him “My liquor cup is half empty, I shalt not make a fool of myself sober, I shall approach thy woman who need my saveth when I have reached upon my buzz.”… the night went on, I hadn’t received my buzz as I, the friendly neighborhood God Spider-Man, was still sicketh from too much alcohol the night beforth. But who would know that my father’s light does indeed reach certain humans of Milwaukee. The woman whom I was supposed to approach, approached me instead. She must’ve felt my warm, sweet, masculine, godly, zaddy energy. She came upon me and said “Are you who I think you are?” Thinking that my cover had been exposed, I quickly answered in a fumble, “who do you think I am?” She said “I’m sure you’re him.” Afraid my cover was blown, I placed my shushing finger on her lip and said “yes, I’m your future husband.” She blushed I pat myself silently as my cover had not been exposed. & from that day forward into today, I did what my father god had tasked me with; to save women from Milwaukee. Every woman you save is a woman out of the hood. And my dream is to save like 5 or 6, but I have so far only saved one. & to that… my boyz, that is why it is now goodbye as I must continue to do my duties as your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. For now I am gone, but don’t let me be forgotten.

I first met Touky at a mutual friend's house in Milwaukee, WI. This friend had messaged me to go over to their house for a "sunday funday". I was already feeling tired from a long day and didn't really feel like socializing but figured that if someone I knew was going then I would go. I messaged my sister-in-law and since she and my cousin were going, I decided to stop by. Needless to say, if they were not going then I definitely would not have gone and would have never met Touky that night (and probably wouldn't be marrying him today XD). When I meet people, one of the main things I notice first is their outfit. Touky had on a big, black, furry trench coat that I thought was odd looking given that it wasn't freezing outside. But I guess you can say it worked in his favor because it caught my eye and as I was looking at him wondering who on earth would wear such a big coat, I noticed that he looked familiar. I approached him first with "Are you who I think you are?" He replied "Who do you think I am?" I responded "Touky?" he said "yea" and.......the rest is history :) The next 2 months was a carnival as we got to know each other. We had the same sense of humor. We both love zombie movies and shared the same favorite color red (hence our wedding theme color ^_^). We bonded over our likeness of the Hmong language which only made our feelings grow more. On April 3rd, 2022, we finally had our "first date" where we also made our relationship officially exclusive. People say that relationships start off in their honeymoon phase and gradually move to the reality check phase as couples start to see each other's flaws and quirks more clearly and either "make it or break it". But our relationship was the opposite where we had our ups and downs at the beginning and now we've moved to our endless honeymoon phase. I say "endless" because when you find the right person that just meshes with you so well, every day feels forever. Now as we begin the next chapter of our lives together, we want nothing more than for you to celebrate our special day with us!