Bride
Never met a breakfast sandwich she didn’t like 🥯
Groom
Iphone ScreenTime Report: 80% of screen time spent scrolling while on toilet
Maid of Honor
Has fallen asleep eating so many Hershey Kisses they melted into her hair and shirt
Best Man
Attention span of a goldfish
Matron of Honor
Master of the soft smile
Groomsman
Rocks. So many rocks.
Bridesmaid
Former D1 Athlete
Groomsman
Plans to run with bulls in Spain, hope to still see him at the wedding!
Mother of the Bride
"This is not how I saw it going in my head"
Mother of the Groom
Division 1 SeaSheller
Father of the Bride
Biker - Harley/leather wearing (has a Yorkie)
Father of the Groom
Biker - cyclist/spandex wearing (has a cat)
Flower Girl
Most likely to talk about being in the nutcracker, but then be the only one on stage to refuse to twirl
Ring Bearer
😏 - Sonny at all times
Officiant
Loves IPAs and man buns (need to make this nice since he is marrying us)
Usher
Sock stealing, in your face burping, at the door barking, upside down napping, pup cup loving Mister Man