Maid of Honor
I can hold my breath for 22 seconds ๐ฎโ๐จ
Groomsman
I have two different colored eyes ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
Bridesmaid
I have weak ankles ๐ฉผ, I love red meat ๐ฅฉ, I also love long walks on the beach ๐๏ธ, I like to hike but I donโt do it enough ๐ฅพ
Groomsman
I was born in the same hospital as LeBron and Steph Curry ๐
Bridesmaid
A fearless book club leader ๐
Groomsman
I ate waffles nearly every morning for 19 years straight ๐ง
Bridesmaid
What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor. ๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Groomsman
Iโm like old furniture, been around since before you were born ๐ช
Bridesmaid
Likes to hike, hammock, and camp with Sugarโ๐ผ
Best Man
I like tacos ๐ฎ
Bridesmaid
What do lawyers like to drink? Subpoeรฑa coladas ๐
Groomsman
Won trivia on the Jumbotron at a Cleveland Guardians game in front of approximately 20,000 people โพ๏ธ