Best Man
Mitch's dummy of a brother, baldo, wears his snapbacks on the last snap
Matron of Honor
Sydney's best friend from college, loves scorpion bowls, gives a different name every time she goes to Starbucks. Ball is life.
Groomsman
Mitch's friend from high school, bank teller, softy, takes 20 minutes to put his pants on in the morning
Bridesmaid
Sydney's oldest sister, teacher & artist, still orders a children's grilled cheese at restaurants, the tidiest person we know
Groomsman
Mitch's oldest remaining friend, former roommate, HVAC extraordinaire, 8 pm bedtime
Bridesmaid
Sydney's older sister, shapes young minds, excellent at arts & crafts, college nickname was bologna pony
Groomsman
Mitch's friend from high school, former roommate, bank custodian, claims to be Kelly Olynyk's cousin, has difficulty estimating bills (goteeeeeem!!)
Bridesmaid
Sydney's baby sister, doesn't wear shoes, aspires to have a pet duck
Groomsman
Mitch's friend from Bill Erica, hot dog slinger, got beat up once by a midget, best hair of the group
Flower Girl
Aspiring nurse, loves mozzarella sticks, hasn't blacked out since 2016
Flower Girl
Aspiring blogger, loves cider half as much as Squidly, will always ask about the muffin of the day