Maid of Honor
Best Man
Met in High School, went to WIU together, Ex adult roommate, Unbeaten ping-pong partners at Fox and Hound, but also main ping pong competition. Softball / Drinking buddy. 1/3 of the Bee Gees. Part of the Schaumburg crew
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Future Brother in Law, Thinks my name is Brian, John Belushi Look alike. Former 2-time state champion in football. Cries when he hears himself sing because he says his voice is so beautiful.
Bridesmaid
Bridesman
Met in High school, Threw me through a wall in High school, Video gaming / Drinking buddy. Designated arguing friend. Only other person interested in History. Part of the Hoffman Crew
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Met in grade school, became a doctor, loves scotch and woodworking. Also threw me through a wall in High school. Member of the Dirty Burbs rap group. Part of the Hoffman Crew
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Met in Grade school, lived across the street from Family. Loved to frost his tips and tan in High school. Softball / golf / drinking buddy. Part of the Schaumburg Crew.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Met Tim at WIU, Nickname is King Timmy Bob amongst others. Loves to lose money on Darts. Lindsey and I's 3rd roommate.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Met Kyle in grade school, a longtime friend, Lives down the street from my parents, Always super serious. Part of the Hoffman Crew
Groomsman
Met in High school, went to WIU together. My go-to for music and fantasy football advice. One of the greatest Beer pong partners this side of the Mississippi. Saw him put a grown man in the scissors hold. Part of the Schaumburg Crew