Lindsay & Eric
Wedding Party
Laura Miller
Maid of Honor
It's probably sarcasm.
Jasmine Baker
Sister
5'2 with a 6'1 attitude
Alex Sable
Bridesmaid
99.9% chance of Irish exiting or falling asleep on your couch by 10:00 p.m.
Colleen Sable
Bridesmaid
Backstreet Boy ain't got nothing on her
Mimi Gillman
Bridesmaid
Only slightly more obsessive than Marie Kondo
Maisie Fullerton
Bridesmaid
Most honorable, esteemed sensei to Jaxon " Paul" Miller - a humble disciple who has since devoted his life to bestowing further glory upon her jiu-jitsu greatness.
Elvire Desouza-Benoit
Bridesmaid
Will go from singing deep cut Annie tunes to twerking to Cardi B
Jen Yeakel
Bridesmaid
Would rather have a photo of her cat on here
Kerry MacArthur
Bridesmaid
Has been contacted about her car's extended warranty.
Joe Sable
Best Man
" What's the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
Dillon Wolterstorff
Groomsman
Spicy Boy.
Justin Fleming
Groomsman
It is what it is
Steve Gilbert
Groomsman
Mock, yeahhhh
Pat Turner
Groomsman
Ing, yeahhh
Nick Grassi
Groomsman
The long-lost son of Larry David
Frank Kurylo-Swan
Groomsman
The Yin to Eric's Yang. Making angry faces at each other in the hallway since 2005.
Bobby Waterman
Groomsman
"If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say God bless you. you should say, "you're sooooo good looking!"
John Harris
Groomsman
Looks like the cat's outta the bag! Mee-owza!
Vincent Rocchino
Groomsman
"How many times has this guy been held back?"