While searching the East Blue for the One Piece, Fuuka and I crossed paths. Unaware if the other was friend or foe we started monologuing. She told me her goal was to search for all the creamiest cakes to sit in, and to always have the wettest panties ever, and to seek revenge by drowning some guy named Mike from a far away land called New Yawk because he hit it and quit it, and she longed for his eggplant sized Monkey D. Luffy. I told her MY name was Mike and i also came from a wonderful land called New Yawk. I told her my goal was to be her saddle (to be ridden all day and night), and that i was in search of the wettest panties and to purified in the sweet waters of Lake Minne-Fuuka. I also wanted to taste the Juiciest Peach from Fuuka's Learning Tree. Stone Cold Steve Fuuka struck the first "blow" with the bronco buster. She grabbed a guitar to hit The Stroke...multiple times...again and again and again.....I yeeted. She took it like a champ, no-selling the move. Then she applied the camel clutch. I fought out of it and delivered the clam slam. She stunned me by showing me her massive gum-gums. She then set me up to hit me with her version of Rey Mysterio's 619, called "69." I battled back with a piledriver, but just held her in that upside down position, and held her and held her and held her... before drilling her with uhhh some move that left her weak in the knees. I whipped her in the corner and prepared to hit the Stinger Splash. She countered, and hit ME with the Fuuka Splash. Down, but not out, I showed her why they call me "the Panty Dropper" and was able to break down her defenses with my legendary wit and humor. Reaching a stalemate, we realized it was foolish to battle each other. Our wishes, goals and powers were perfectly aligned and better suited to fight for good. I presented her the prettiest sunflowers that have grown to unbelievable heights after getting hit with a dose of that sweet Miracle-gro Princess Juice formula. There never was a more perfect match that will never ever be separated. Call us saran wrap cause we be clingy.