Maid of Honor
1. I watched her come into the world 2. Any time dancing and singing together in the car. Or annoying mom together 3. Any man of mine - Shania Twain 4. Manjah or MAN-YA 5. Being late/when people are late, Dumb drivers 6. Twerking 🍑 7. LOUD 8. Christopher
Best Man
1. Grooms Dad. 2. Chris was like 10 and he was in little league. He was up to bat and he hit the ball for a solid base hit but Chris had no intention of stopping at first base. The kid fielding the ball over threw the ball to first base but as Chris rounded 1st base he made eye contact with me in the stands and kept the eye contact as he hauled ass around all the bases for a home run. He didn’t care that the other team was trying to throw him out, luckily they kept over throwing the ball to each other. 3. Heavy Metal by Sammy Hagar 4. Chris Mutha Fuckin Mayo and Doctor Mayo. 5. I hate when someone talks when I’m talking and being late/procrastinating. 6. Juggling or making a rocket from a gum wrapper. 7. “keep your dick fingers to yourself” 8. I think Mikaya will get the drunkest 😂
Bridesmaid
1. Friends since diapers 👶🏽 2. Wayyyy to many to count however we somehow always remember walking eachother home across the street with our tiger flashlight. 🐯 3. Party in the U.S.A 🤪 4. Ab, Abs, Abster, Abigail 5. Wind in my face and knotted hair 🙄 6. Always being the sober one at the end of the night 🤘🏽🍻 7. Careful, my voice carries 🙊 8. Emily Fleshman 🥳
Groomsman
1.) Kevin and I became friends at a party both our parents were at, then Chris just became my little brother/best friends. 2.)If I really had to chose one it'd be when we went to the Grand Sierra Resort for Kevin's birthday. The boys got to bring one friend and who other then their best friend! We caused such a ruckus in that hotel I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out.It was one of our wildest times we've had sober. 3.) Kottonmouth Kings- The Munchies 4.) stinker butt .I literally have a skunk tattoo 5.) Stupid people driving in front of me, People that tell stories about things I know aren't true. 6.) Everyone that's drank with me can vouch that I get super fun, funny, and wild. 7.) It's a pamphlet not a book, don't read into it so much. 8.) Definitely Mikaya... no brainer on that one.
Bridesmaid
1.) Cuzzzzins 🥰 2.)Anytime we sing in the car together 3.) Twerkukator/Bohemian rhapsody 4.) Zozo 5.) Filth & surveys 😂 6.) Squirting titty milk into peoples mouths 🍼 7.) Cool Mom 8.) MANYAS ASS
Officiant
1.) I was dating the groom before the bride came along and stole him away. 2.) when I realized how awkward I made the groom feel when I said I wanted to wear his skin to my birthday party. 3.) no diggity by blackstreet 4.) Peter Beater / Oily Blake 69, Blue Waffle Blake 5.) I only have one pet and his name is Max 6.) the Usher Raymond hat flip 7.) Exit Only…on my lower back 8.) Chris’s friend from California he grabbed my penis.. aka Shawn
Bridesmaid
1. Basically sisters 👯♀️ 2. Our Disney trip’s 🛩 3. Best Friend 🤑👏🏼 4. Devil Child (Mikaya’s nickname for me), let’s just say I wasn’t always this perfect 😈 5. Slow walkers and the wind 🤷🏽♀️ 6. Keeping everyone in check, #babysitter 💁🏽♀️ 7. Brutally honest 😅 8. Emily Fleshman 🥳
Groomsman
1. I first met Chris on Craigslist, Men seeking Men. Been inseparable ever since. 2. Hard to pick just one. Almost every single time I’ve been around Chris has been so much fun and so many laughs. 3. Get stupid - Mac Dre 4. Daddy Landy, Old Man 5. People who leave like 2 seconds on the microwave and don’t clear out the countdown when they’re done. AND When parents think their kid is so much smarter than everyone else’s kids. Relax Karen, I just saw your son eating his boogers and drinking water out of the dog bowl, oh yeah he’s a regular Einstein alright. 6. Either cleaning up or randomly disappearing 7. Oldie but a goodie 8. Emily Blacked-out Fleshman
Bridesmaid
1. Met camping up river on 4th of July weekend! 2. Riding up in the mountains with the can-ams! 3. Anything Shania Twain 4. Jadilla, jaterade, jadey, edaj 5. Slow drivers and when people STARE 6. Probably tackling or wanting to wrestle people like I’m in WWE.. 7. I push drinks 🍻 8. Emily Eller 😘
Groomsman
1. Friends of friends at the trap house. 2 .Bumping a ride in the trunk of a car with Chris 3. Bad touch by blood hound gang 4. Brandi , Brando 5. Crumbs in the bed, bad drivers 6. Getting other people to dance 7. I talk too much after I get drunk 8. Mike Davis
Bridesmaid
1.)The groom is my twin (only older by two minutes but he won’t let that go). I know the bride as my brothers better half 2.) My favorite memory with the bride was dancing in the rain at her engagement party. My favorite memory of the groom is him drive by paint balling someone’s house who disrespected me when we were like 12. 3.) Levitating by Dua Lip 4.) Mayo 5.) When people don’t use their blinker, people talking with food in their mouth 6.) I can play darts with both hands 7.) Caution: Can dish it, not take it 8.)I’m a team player. Emily Fleshman.
Groomsman
1. I met Chris at the Redwood River bar camping with my best friend Brandon and I met the bride through Chris on another camping trip 2. February 2021 in Sun River riding there because they made the trip enjoyable and funnier than shit! 3. I’ve got friends in low places 4. Papa Trev or Bad Bitch 5. Not being organized and stupid drivers 6. Going to bed early 7. Don’t flip off the boat driver 8. Emily Fleshman
Bridesmaid
1- Known Ky since she was a baby 👶🏽 & Chris since high school ! 2- Camping trips & Side by Side Rides 🏕 3- Africa by Toto 🐘 4- Tall Emily & Em 💗 5- When people touch me, when people breathe heavy next to me 🙄 6- Shot-gunning Queen 🍻 7- Bitch ahead 🛑 8- Short Emily 😘
Groomsman
1.Knew Chris as the guy with the badass stealth and great looks then started hanging out after highschool and became great friends , I Watched mikaya grow up I’ve been close with her older bro/fam for most of my life, she comes from a good bunch 2. I don’t really have an individual memory for the bride and groom so I’d like to share a memory with both of them up river and Chris had just bought his new side by side and Mikaya was ripping it around as Chris watched in awe, at they point I thought to myself, he’s gonna marry that woman 3.Color by Jamie Johnson 4.My nickname is Chavo, short for Chavez 5.Burnt food and lip smacking while eating 6.Being able to chug a beer in under 10 seconds 7.Sings terrible karaoke when drunk. Or sober 8.Manya, because she hasn’t drank in a while
Bridesmaid
1.) We worked together at our favorite place on earth! 🤥 2.) When she took me and short Emily to her cabin and ate the best chicken Alfredo. We had a girls night and have been close ever since. ❤️ 3.)Here for the party by Gretchen Wilson. 4.)Koko, Kor 5.) Slow drivers in the fast lane, Wet socks 6.)Blacking out on coors light 7.) WARNING: feed me before I get cranky 8.) Short Emily (I am so sorry and I love you 😂)
Groomsman
1.) We have known each other for years but in the last couple years he has become one of my best friends. 2.) All of them 😍 3.) Drop ‘Em out by Walker Wheeler Jr 4.) Miles 5.) Driving slow in the fast lane, When my fiancé doesn’t rub my back 6.) Staying awake till the sun comes up 7.) WARNING: filled with whiskey and Coke 8.) Mikaya Mayo 🤪 “that bitch gets fuckin drunk sometimes”
Bridesmaid
1. I’ve know the family for a long time but we got close working at the worst place on earth. 2. favorite memory would most definitely be the time kori, Aiden, Mikaya and myself went too the cabin. 3. Anything Morgan wallen 4. Em, emie, emie Lou, short Emily 5. Being ignored and whistling. 6. Always wanting too party 🤷🏼♀️ 7. VERY sensitive when drinking 8. One of us Emily’s
Groomsman
1.) we’re friends 2.) all the side by side rides 3.) feelin good-Michael Buble 4.) Jimmie 5.) driving on crappy roads and liars 6.) don’t have one 7.) don’t talk to me before I’ve had coffee 8.) everyone