Groomsman
Messaged her “If you break my brother’s heart, I’m gonna break your knees”
Groomsman
Told him after offering a “manly” congrats “And you’re totally going to share this with her now, aren’t you?”
Groomsman
Texted him “Man, just agree to this date so I can go to bed”
Groomsman
Tony’s wife to him “Hey! But I was your friend first!”
Groomsman
Told him “Ok here’s what you need to know about my sisters...”
Best Man
Told him “Just remember to dance AROUND those horse doovers not IN them!”
Bridesmaid
Told her “Suck it up! I don’t care how tired you are, you’re going on this date!”
Bridesmaid
Told her, “sh*t Michelle, tell me what’s going on!”
Bridesmaid
Told her “Oh Michelle!! I’m so excited! I’ve been waiting so long for this day!”
Bridesmaid
She squeeeeee’d in his ear!
Bridesmaid
Texted her “I heard you got a date cause you’re hot”
Maid of Honor
Texted her “👍🏼”