No way Jose. We have everything we need- we just want you to celebrate with us.
We will be serving you a beautiful dinner and all-you-can-drink libations. There will be a cake per tradition. Special requests and dietary requirements will be taken into account and immediately disregarded.
Why are you driving? You know drinking and driving is bad. Get an Uber, taxi, or con some poor sucker into dropping you at the door. If you're at peace with your serious drinking problem or the designated driver, you are invited to leave your car with the valet. Tip them well, don't embarrass us.
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