Best Man
The best man and oldest brother /irish twin to the groom. Suppose to take some shots for the groom ,but might pass out early lol.
Maid of Honor
Official hype woman, shot queen, and dance floor dominator. Known to start the party, keep it going, and occasionally end it by being carried out—gracefully, of course. She promised to behave today... but we all know that was a lie. If you can’t find her, check the bar, the DJ booth, or holding a toilet somewhere.
Groomsman
Born unsure and currently still searching for his confidence. He prefers small talks like really short ones or the one you're doing all the talking.
Bridesmaid
platinum hair and henny in hand. She’s the Vietnamese raver who can out-headbang any man and still look bomb doing it. She didn’t come to play— she came to serve looks
Groomsman
Youngest pup, with the loudest bark. Please don't confuse me for a stereotypical Kevin Nguyen because I'm actually a Pham.
Bridesmaid
You’ll hear her before you see her—usually yelling “SHOTS!” every two seconds and dragging innocent people into bad decisions with a smile. Don’t let the height fool you—If you’ve ever blacked out to the sound of “Let’s take one more,” you’ve probably partied with her.
Groomsman
The realest white boy you'll ever meet . Known John since 2000s . luv himself some bag and Latina
Bridesmaid
Equal parts thrill-seeker and bad influence, she’s always down for the trip, the plan, or the terrible idea that somehow becomes the best story.
Groomsman
The token black guy . The one that will never get married, but is down with the Vietnamese.
Bridesmaid
half viet, white washed, foodie supreme, runs on boba and bad decisions, cries like a Disney princess but parties like a frat boy, cries in the bathrooms then comes out like “WHO WANTS TO TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA WITH ME?!” and will politely roast you in English AND Vietnamese
Officiant
Introducing Derek, your officiant for the day—making his thrilling sequel appearance because apparently round one wasn’t chaotic enough. he’s likely to sweat through his speech, drop a glow stick, and maybe even clog a toilet mid-ceremony. Prepare for laughter, awkward pauses, and a few questionable dance moves