Maid of Honor
The only person who has put up with me for this long and isn't obligated to :)
Best Man
Definitely not the best man.............. *wink*
Bridesmaid
My wonderful sister! I promise we're related...
Groomsman
The eldest brother of the Huerta family, indubitably honorable he is.
Bridesmaid
They said it couldn't be done. Live together, run a shop together, go to church together. HA!
Groomsman
He's the best, he picks me up at LAX.
Bridesmaid
The only person who can't hear what I'm saying as much I can't hear what she's saying.
Groomsman
Oi Bruv, he's my best mate, he's a good egg innit?
Bridesmaid
The only person who is everybody's older sister, no matter how old they are.
Groomsman
Theres a difference between being a man and being a groomsman.