FAQs
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Will you be providing any transportation to & from the Grant Humphries Mansion?
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We are urging our guests to use Uber/Lyft/Taxi Service or public transportation. If you'll be driving to & from the wedding, there is an overflow parking lot across the street from the mansion which is available all day Saturday & Sunday.
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What about hotel blocks?
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We found a super awesome rad motel on Colfax called the La Vista that’s been fully renovated within the last 4 months. It’s nostalgic Jack Kerouac but with new sinks. There’s an onsite coffee shop, bar and in a very walkable neighborhood with lots of other fun restaurants. www.lavistadenver.com They also gracious offered our guests a 15% discount on rooms so enter: LAVWED15 Come stay with us there! 🥂
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Will there be some kind of night-before-the-wedding gathering? Also, here for the after party, spill deets.
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OMG, us too! We're here to celebrate with you as much as possible! Our friends are graciously throwing a welcome party the night before the wedding though space is limited so we couldn't invite everyone, BUT... the after the wedding, good vibes continue at PS Lounge - 3416 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO 80206.
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You probably have a toaster but we want to get you a gift, do you have a registry?
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Awww shucks. Well you should first know that YOU showing up to our wedding is seriously a gift in itself, so thank you very much for making the time to celebrate with us <3. Our registry is on this website :) We do indeed already have a toaster. We do plan to see a bit of Europe together in 2027 so if you'd like to contribute to that big wonderful trip you can find a link to if you click "Registry" and we will make sure Europe knows who's to blame for our menacing presence.
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Will Dolly the Cat be attending the wedding?
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She hasn't RSVP'd yet because she's a cat and cats don't know how to use computers except to sit on them, but we're guessing she'll just be sending her love from Boston and we're all safer for that.
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Will there be happy tears?
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Johanna and even Michael are known to get weepy for the right reasons. They'll likely be crying during their written vows to each other, so if you're one of those people that cries when they see other people cry, please bring a Shamwow.
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Will there be Tier Tears?
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Wait, what on earth?! Sorry, we're not allowing homonyms like this at our wedding. No way, know weigh.
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I've heard/know that Michael is a big Phish fan... Uh-oh, really?!
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If it weren't for Phish playing in Colorado, Johanna & Michael would have never made their initial connection so there's that. Johanna has now braved double digits for seeing Phish and she still only knows like 5 songs by name, so you haters and your precious ears are all safe on the playlist front.
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What's the best way to reheat pizza?
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Not sure what this has to do with the wedding, but sure... The best way to reheat pizza for a crispy crust and melty cheese is using a covered skillet on the stovetop. Cover with a lid and cook for 2–3 minutes. Alternatively, use medium-low heat, add a few drops of water to the pan (not on the pizza), cover, and cook for 5–6 minutes until the cheese is melted and the crust is crispy.
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Do I have to have fun?
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Yes. Fun is absolutely mandatory and anyone caught not having fun will be immediately escorted off the premises and will not be allowed for re-admittance. No exceptions will be made.
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Are there any "No's" to your wedding?
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No photography during the ceremony. Keep your phones in your pockets or bags, please and thank you. No lasers or pointers. No pointing, who raised you? No shirts, no shoes, no service. No time like the present. No present like time. No holds barred. No bones about it. No men in no man's land.