While on an indigenous hunt for an albino tiger, i had the perfect shot about to shoot my Remington 6000 and all of a sudden my weapon flew from my hand by a boomer rang and i looked to my left an amazon of a woman stood before me covered in sweat and blood from delivering a baby gazelle in the pasture next to me all of a sudden she charged me as i was entranced in her beauty and at that moment she KARATE CHOPPED MY LORAX IN HALF and i realized i was in love and i had a MASSIVE erection.................. Dont let him lie we met on facebook and we're in love