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July 17, 2021
Santa Barbara, California

Michael & Alison

    Wedding Celebration
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Wedding Party

Mike Andrews

Groom

Mike was born to a pack of wolves in Japan. He likes cheese wheels and bumper cars. One time he jumped into a lake full of weevils. Or maybe not. His middle name is Carnuestifeld.


Alison Diener

Bride

Ali was born to a pack of hyenas in 1979, exactly 1000 years after a volcano destroyed Pompeii. In her spare time she opens for Jerry Seinfeld. She once bought a life-size model of a turnip. Her middle name is Maleficent.

Carol Andrews

Mother of the Groom

Carol, also known as "Salami Head", likes when her son pretends to be a robot. She spends several hours a day smelling socks and rating their freshness.


Katherine Diener

Mother of the Bride

Kathy, also known as “Queen Spaghetti Squash", likes when her daughter beats her in poker. She spends several hours a day working as a docent at the Unko Museum and beat boxing.

Terry Andrews

Father of the Groom

Terry has an official doctorate degree in seagulls after passing a difficult test. He enjoys walks on the beach that are less than 100 feet and his favorite food is dragons.


Randy Diener

Father of the Bride

Randy passed away June 9, 2020. He will be there in spirit.

For all the days along the way
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