FAQs

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Are you actually getting married?

Answer

Yes.

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Are you in love?

Answer

Very much so.

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Do I have to come?

Answer

No! There is no pressure whatsoever to come to any of this. We know this is coming together at the last minute, and we will document everything so there will be plenty of photos and videos to share. Plus, less people = less cost, so it's not that big of a deal.

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Can I give a speech?

Answer

No! But you may perform a song or other piece of performance. Hit up our stage manager Mikenzie Ames if you want to be put on the list.

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Why are you getting married?

Answer

See FAQ #2.

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How did you meet?

Answer

Grindr.

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How hung?

Answer

Find out for yourself.